The Zany Time Travels of Warble McGorkle Audiobook (Free)

Warble Poundcake McGorkle and his entourage travel back in its history to alter history. Their meddling in Groundbreaking Times, at Custer’s Last Stand, the Alamo, Woodstock, and a detour to 1st century Jerusalem to kidnap Jesus–or Judas–leads to catastrophic outcomes for those living in contemporary times. Among the things Warble and his gang perpetrate are: 1. The origin of Preemptive Strikes (umpires calling strikes before the ball is thrown) 2. George Washington being banished to Britain for inventing the peanut (and therefore being in charge of “Peanut Envy”) 3. Changing track lyrics and altering medications at Woodstock to improve the politics and personalities from the hippies there 4. “Helping out” at the Alamo, so that it’s the Mexicans who ultimately obtain “saddled” with Tx. These are just some of the hilarious shenanigans that culminate inside a climactic scene as the protagonists go back to the present and see what their changes have wrought.