Simon & Emily Are Going To Hell Audiobook (Free)

Simon & Emily are in love. They’re also damned to hell.

It’s complicated, but trust me, I’ll walk you through the facts.

Perhaps I will introduce myself:

Hi there, I’m your narrator, and We talk an excessive amount of. However, that is a story that requires lots of words to be told, lots of tangents and Too many expletives.

Jane Austen, this isn’t.

With this tome you’ll find Faustian deals, sex, expletives, comedy, tragedy, expletives, comedy, horror, comedy and expletives.

And it’s really funny, did I mention it’s funny?

Also, the world ends and the heroes head to hell.*

*Spoiler alert