How to Become a Federal Criminal: An Illustrated Handbook for the Aspiring Offender Audiobook (Free)

“Somebody with credentials offers combed through a hill of boring literature, highlighted all of the ticklish parts and served them up for understanding. This is a fantastic book for those who like to start sentences with ‘Do you know that…’” —THE BRAND NEW York Times

A hilarious, entertaining, and illuminating compendium of the most bizarre ways you might become a federal lawbreaker in America—from mailing a mongoose to selling Swiss cheese without plenty of openings—written and illustrated by the creator about How to Become a Federal Lawbreaker: An Illustrated Handbook for the Aspiring Offender from the wildly popular @CrimeADay Twitter accounts.

Perhaps you have ever clogged a toilet within a country wide forest? That could get you six months in federal prison. Written a notice to a pirate? You may be looking at three years in the slammer. Departing the united states with too many nickels, taking in a beer on a bicycle within a national park, or importing a pregnant polar bear are all extremely real crimes, and this riotously funny, ridiculously amusing, and fully illustrated book shows how just about anybody can become—or may currently be—a federal legal.

Whether you’re a lawbreaker defense lawyer or simply a self-taught professional in outrageous offenses, How to be a Federal Offender is your wonderfully strange window into a criminally overlooked sector of American federal government.