A Child’s First Book of Trump Audiobook (Free)

A FRESH York Occasions bestseller!

What now ? when you spot a outrageous Trump in the election season? New York Occasions bestselling author and comedian Michael Ian Dark offers some sage information for kids (and all of the rest folks who are scratching our mind in disbelief) in this flawlessly well-timed parody picture book designed for adults that might be hysterical if it wasn’t so true.

The beasty is called an American Trump.

Its skin can be shiny orange, its shape is plump.

Its fur so complex you can find about A Child’s First Book of Trump enveloped.

Its hands though are, unfortunately, underdeveloped.

The Trump can be a inquisitive creature, very often spotted in the wild, but confounding to your youngest citizens. A business mogul, reality TV host, and today…political candidate? Kids (and let’s become honest many adults) may have problems discerning precisely what this factor that’s been dominating news protection this election cycle is definitely. Could he actually be real? Are those…words appearing out of his mouth? What makes his hands so tiny? And perhaps most importantly, what the heck do you decide to do when you encounter an American Trump?

With his personal wit and a classic picture book style, comedian Michael Ian Black introduces those not really acquainted with the Americus Trumpus to his distinguishing features and his mystifying marketing campaign for world domination…sorry…Leader of the United States.