The Sh!t No One Tells You: A Guide to Surviving Your Baby’s First Year Audiobook (Free)

There comes a period in every fresh mother’s life when she finds herself staring at her screaming, smelly ‘pack of joy’ and wishing someone had told her that her house would reek of vomit, or that she shouldn’t buy the cute onesies with one thousand impossible control keys, or that she might cry more than the baby.

Bestselling humor article writer Dawn Dais is normally convinced that there is a reason because of this insufficient preparedness. She feels that a vast conspiracy exists to cover up the horrific truth about parenting from doe-eyed pregnant ladies who might otherwise abandon their babies in clinics and run for this. In The Sh!t NOBODY LETS YOU KNOW, Dais reveals what it’s enjoy to be a brand-new parent and provides helpful insights, humor, and hope for those who experience overwhelmed from the exhausting tests they’re suddenly facing. Dais offers real assistance from actual moms-along with amusing anecdotes, clever suggestions, and the genuine encouragement every mother needs to be able to survive the 1st season of parenthood.