Money Pizza Respect Audiobook (Free)

From your creator from the hugely popular @thefatjewish Instagram comes an outlandish collection of hilarious personal essays and images, that will be probably the most ridiculous reserve in the history of arts and words.

If Steven Seagal and Barbara Streisand had drunken sex and conceived a baby boy, he would have show business chops and become proficient in fighting techinques. That young man would become Josh Ostrovsky, generally known as ‘The Body fat Jew.’

Delivered and bred in NEW YORK, Ostrovsky’s overbearing mom about Cash Pizza Respect entered him into ‘the biz’ seeing that an 8-yr old with beautiful cheekbones and the singing voice of an angel. He appeared in various television advertisements, and after his child-acting profession fizzled, Ostrovsky required 20 years from the limelight to spotlight finding himself, ultimately opening a yoga exercises center in Toronto, and getting his MFA in pottery at Middlebury College. JK, he mostly just did medicines.

But in 2009, when social media marketing became something, he triumphantly returned to a lifestyle in the limelight. He exfoliates daily, has the harp, bakes his personal croutons for every salad he eats, once saved an infant deer with a damaged leg who got fallen right into a stream, and speaks fluent Portuguese. With an military of fans on social networking that often border on fanatical and creepy, he is a ‘increasing’ ‘celebrity’ whose backup plan is definitely to marry Suri Cruise when she’s of legal consenting age group.

Channeling the brilliance of his online presence, MONEY PIZZA RESPECT rolls out one ludicrous story after another-from puking on his grandfather after a debaucherous drunken night to conserving his deaf neighbor from a burning building, to hiring prostitutes for the sole reason for reenacting scenes from Mel Gibson’s Braveheart. With this, the next milestone of his glorious lifestyle, Ostrovsky will try to reinvigorate the dying medium of print.

Writer.

In addition Size Model.

Horseback riding aficionado.

Instagram Legend.

Josh Ostrovsky: The Body fat Jew.