Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang Audiobook (Free)

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Lifestyle doesn’t get more hilarious than when Chelsea Handler takes goal with her irreverent wit. Who else would send out all-staff email messages to smoke out the dumbest people on her show? Now, in this new collection of original articles, the #1 bestselling writer of Are You There, Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea provides one laugh-out-loud instant after another as she models her sights on the ridiculous side of child years, adulthood, and daughterhood.

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CHELSEA HANDLER ON…

Becoming unpopular: ‘My parents couldn’t have been more unreasonable when it came to fads or clothes that weren’t bought at a pharmacy.’

Living with her boyfriend: ‘He’s similar to a large toddler, the only difference getting he doesn’t cry when he wakes up.’

Appreciating her brother: ‘He’s a certified public accountant, and I have a genuine life.’

Arm-wrestling a maid of honor: ‘It wasn’t her strength that intimidated me. It had been the starry way her eyes centered on me, like Mike Tyson getting ready to give food to.’