President Trump: Parody Audiobook (Free)

Well, now you’ve gone and done it America. You’ve elected Donald K. Trump Chief executive as well as the U.S. won’t again become the same! The issue for all of us is normally that he’s got plans, lots of them–the list reads like a poor acid trip: Nominating Bernie Madoff for Secretary from the Treasury; ‘Trumpifying’ the Constitution; producing personal property handles Vladimir Putin; staging a hostile takeover of one of America’s great news magazines – to mention just a few. With this ‘inaugural’ (and wholly fictitious) issue of Trump TIME Magazine, President-Elect Trump guarantees to re-make America in his personal image – and it ain’t quite. Can’t stand it? Proceed to Canada, losers!