Moms Who Drink and Swear: True Tales of Loving My Kids While Losing My Mind Audiobook (Free)

In the event that you feel like your kids are getting rid of you, you’ve come to the proper place.

Attention all potty-mouthed, cheap-wine-drinking moms: Prepare to meet your match. Any poor thought you’ve experienced about your children, Nicole Knepper has had worse. Much even worse. It’s not that she doesn’t love her kids. It’s that she understands just what a mind-f*?% it can be to try to civilize those crazy little beasts.

Predicated on her hugely well-known Facebook web page, “Moms Who Drink and Swear,” this book reveals why family dinners are like herpes, how to avoid smashing toys that are becoming fought over, and the delight of hearing that your son has murdered his imaginary friend. As Nicole rants and raves about caring for kids (without crushing their souls), family members togetherness (without too many tears), the savior of girlfriends (and vodka), and love and relationship (and all of the baggage that goes with them), she gets to the center of what every exasperated mom is thinking, just much funnier.