Tough Sh*t: Life Advice from a Fat, Lazy Slob Who Did Good Audiobook (Free)

That Kevin Smith? The man who did “Clerks” a million years back? Didn’t they jump his excess fat ass off a plane once? What would you possibly study from the director of “Cop Out”? How about this: he transformed filmmaking permanently when he was twenty-three, and since that time, he’s done no matter the hell he wants. He makes films, writes comics, has a store, and now he’s built a podcasting empire with his friends and family, including a wife who’s way out of his little league. So here’s some difficult shit: Kevin Smith about Tough Sh*t: Life Suggestions from a Fat, Lazy Slob Who Do Good has cracked the code. Or, he’s just cracked.

Tough Sh*t is the dirty business that Kevin has been digesting for 41 years and now, he’s ready to put it in the hands. Smear this shit around yourself, because that is your blueprint (or brownprint) for success. Kev goes through some big moments in his life to help you live your times in as Gretzky a style as possible: going where in fact the puck can be gonna be. Read all about how a zero like Smith managed to make ten films without discernible talent, and how when he previously everything he thought he’d ever need, he decided to blow up his own profession. On the way, Kev shares stories about people that influenced him (like George Carlin), people that befuddled him (like Bruce Willis), and people who let him jerk off onto their hip and legs (like his beloved wife, Jen).

So make this your daily reader. Hell, read it within the toilet if you want. Just make sure you get the bowl and press, because you’re about to take one Difficult Sh*t.