Dirty Jokes and Beer Audiobook (Free)

Grammy Honor Nominee for Best Spoken Phrase Album!

Everybody knows Drew Carey from his award-winning stand-up career, and his hit

television show, but do we really Drew Carey, the person? In his 1st book, the

bawdy and irreverent DIRTY JOKES AND Ale, find out about all of the many sides to

this misunderstood Hollywood star:

MEDICAL Conscious Drew: They say that workout and proper diet are the tips to

an extended, healthier life. Oh well…Watch for my next book, ‘How I Died While

Jogging.’ about Dirty Jokes and Ale

Drew the Lover: I read the Forum words in Penthouse convinced that I could

study from them. I remember thinking sometimes after i was having sex, ‘Lets see

now. How did ‘Amazed in Cincinnati’ get it done?’…If a Playboy Playmate stated in

her questionnaire that she enjoyed a man in tight slacks, I would head out and buy

some tight pants. If she stated she liked well-endowed guys with big muscle groups and

hairy chests, I would cry.

And Drew’s formula that got him from a lonesome teenager to a successful mega-

star…avoid inexpensive cologne and cheesy bikini underwear. Don’t expect sex in the

first date, rather than pay a lot more than twenty dollars for the lap dance.

All this, plus a section that Drew phone calls ‘…sort of Drew Carey in the Fourth

Sizing [but] still close enough to the real Drew to scare me.’

This audiobook consists of adult language.