Paddle Your Own Canoe: One Man’s Fundamentals for Delicious Living Audiobook (Free)

Parks and Recreation acting professional Nick Offerman shares his humorous fulminations on existence, manliness, meat, plus much more in his first book.

Growing a perfect moustache, barbecuing red meat, wooing a woman-who easier to deliver this tutelage than the always enchanting, always manly Nick Offerman, most widely known as Parks and Recreation’s Ron Swanson? Combining his brand comic voice and incredibly real experience in woodworking-he works his own woodshop-Paddle Your Very own Canoe features tales about Paddle Your Very own Canoe: One Man’s Basic principles for Great tasting Living from Offerman’s childhood in small-town Minooka, Illinois-“I was raised literally in the middle of a cornfield”-to his movie theater days in Chicago, origins as a carpenter/actor as well as the amusing and wonderful seduction of his now-wife Megan Mullally. It also offers hard-bitten battle strategies in the arenas of manliness, like, style, religious beliefs, woodworking, and outdoor entertainment, among a great many other savory entrees.

A mix of amusing anecdotes, opinionated lessons and rants, sprinkled with offbeat gaiety, Paddle Your Personal Canoe will not only tickle readers red but could also rouse them to put down their clever phones, study several sycamore leaves, and perhaps even hand craft (and paddle) their own canoes.