I Rant, Therefore I Am Audiobook (Free)

Once more there’s good news for those of us who have rage at the evening news, shake our mind at Washington’s business-as-usual, or watch as politicians carom helplessly between political crises and sex scandals: Dennis Miller is back again along with his third installment of hilarious observations, I Rant, Therefore We Am.

Dennis Miller initial gained country wide acclaim as the wise-guy anchor of “Weekend Update” on “Sunday Night Live.” When HBO premiered his every week talk present in Apr 1994, both critics and about I Rant, Therefore I Am supporters enthusiastically agreed: “Dennis Miller Live” was the most relaxing talk display on television.

The accolades have continued to pour in. In September 1994, Dennis and his staff gained an Emmy Award for writing and have been frequently nominated since. When he will take the stage, the audience demands, “The rants, the rants, the rants,” and once again, Dennis Miller delivers the goods. Fans of his clever, quirky, irreverent design of laughter are in for another treat-this set of rants can be even funnier compared to the last two rounds.

Dennis Miller helps to keep on ranting in We Rant, Therefore I Am, and speaks his brain on topics like:

Choices-“How ironic how the most exquisite-looking people in the world should find yourself choosing the profession that requires them to spend all day by the telephone waiting for one of the most hideous people to call them.”

COLLEGE-“I don’t think you should have to pay back college loans unless you get a work inside your field. Put some pressure on the college. EASILY can’t pay my expenses, I’m not spending yours.”

CONSUMERS-“You understand how exactly to tell when you’ve got a shopping problem? When the lighting in the section store momentarily dim once they slip your credit cards through the thing.”

FAITH-“I envy individuals who can just release and totally commit. I, on the other hand, can’t also hear the title of the display ‘Touched by an Angel’ without thinking that a professional baseball player has been sued for sexual harassment.”

ASTRONAUTS-“Anybody who strap themselves onto a huge deodorant spray may, set off a series of explosions under their ass until they are blasted into the icy vacuum of deep space, and then step outdoors to take a walk will need to have more balls when compared to a twenty-four-hour Tokyo traveling range.”