100 Funny Quotes Part 2: Laugh-Out-Loud With The Funniest, Silliest, Dumbest Jokes, Riddles, Quotes, Terrible Wise Cracks Audiobook (Free)

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‘I could have become a soldier if I had waited; I understood more about retreating compared to the man who invented retreating.’ ~ Mark Twain

‘I know very well what men wish. Men want to be actually, actually close to somebody who will leave them by itself.’ ~ Elayne Boosler

‘There’s no sauce in the world like hunger.’ ~ Miguel de Cervantes

‘If two wrongs don’t make the right, try three.’ ~ Laurence J. Peter

‘I think I am, consequently, I am… I believe.’ ~ George Carlin

‘Why does a woman work a decade to improve a man’s practices and then complain that he’s not the man she married?’ ~ Barbra Streisand

‘A very clear conscience is normally the hallmark of a bad storage.’ ~ Steven Wright

‘Conservatives wish live babies so they can train these to be dead soldiers.’ ~ George Carlin

‘Some folks have no idea what they’re doing, and lots of them are actually good at it.’ ~ George Carlin

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